

Another year older. Time to crawl inside an apple and absolutely lose it. 🍎🪩
This delightfully weird birthday card starts with a suspiciously ordinary apple before revealing the tiny worm rave happening inside—complete with disco balls, party lights, music, and worms having a significantly better birthday than the rest of us.
Perfect for your weirdest friend, favorite party animal, worm enthusiast, or anyone who appreciates a birthday card that makes absolutely no sense in the best possible way.
Front:
Illustrated apple with colorful party lights
Inside:
A surprise worm rave inside the apple + “Happy Birthday”
Details:
- 5" × 7" folded greeting card
- Printed on 100 lb white linen cardstock
- Includes a recycled brown kraft envelope
- Plenty of blank space inside for your own message
- Designed and printed with love by Rowdie
- Ships within 1–3 business days
All orders are processed within 1–3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive a notification when your order has shipped.
In case of high order volume or supply chain delays, processing times may be extended. We will notify you via email if your order is affected.
Domestic Shipping
Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.
International Shipping
We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.