FAQ's

Rowdie cards are for people who like their humor bold, their sarcasm spicy, and their affection slightly unhinged. We’ve got birthday cards, love & friendship cards, thank-you cards, and more—all designed by hand and guaranteed to be better than that last-minute drugstore find.

Nope. We don’t do custom orders at the moment. But if you’re looking for a card that says what everyone else isn’t saying, odds are we’ve already made it.

Yep! Every card comes with a brown recycled paper envelope (gum seal style—lick if you dare).

Every card is a classic 5x7 inch hero, professionally printed on thick white linen cardstock. Big enough to make an impression, small enough to not be weird about it.

Each card is lovingly packed and on its way within 1–3 business days. We ship via USPS First Class Mail, which usually takes about 3–7 business days to arrive—depending on how spicy your local post office is feeling.

Not yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.

Ugh, rude. If your card shows up bent, ripped, or otherwise defeated, email us at customerservice@rowdie.shop within 7 days of delivery with a photo, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund. Nobody puts Rowdie in a crumpled envelope.

We don’t accept returns or exchanges (paper goods and postal adventures don’t always mix well), but if your card shows up looking like it lost a fight with a mail truck, let us know within 7 days—we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund. Scout’s honor.

We sure do! Whether you’re a store owner, an event planner, or just a card hoarder with excellent taste, we’d love to work with you. Reach out to us at customerservice@rowdie.shop with your request and we’ll get the ball rolling.

Email us anytime at customerservice@rowdie.shop. We’ll get back to you faster than you can say “lick the envelope.” (Okay maybe not that fast, but pretty darn quick.)