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"Trash Baby" Birthday Card (From Two Parents)

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Some families have beautiful stories about the day their child came into their lives. Yours apparently involves a trash can.

This ridiculous little raccoon birthday card is for the beloved family trash baby who somehow made it another year. This version is written from two parents to their child, with “We’re so happy we found you in the trash that day” on the front.

Looking for a card from just one parent? A single-parent version of this design is also available in the shop.

Front:
“We’re so happy we found you in the trash that day”

Inside:
“Happy Birthday”

Details:

  • 5" × 7" folded greeting card
  • Printed on 100 lb white linen cardstock
  • Includes a recycled brown kraft envelope
  • Plenty of blank space inside for your own message
  • Designed and printed with love by Rowdie
  • Ships within 1–3 business days

All orders are processed within 1–3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive a notification when your order has shipped.

In case of high order volume or supply chain delays, processing times may be extended. We will notify you via email if your order is affected.

Domestic Shipping

Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.

International Shipping

We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.