Every parent remembers the day their child came into their life. Some apparently found theirs next to the recycling.
This ridiculous raccoon birthday card is for the beloved trash baby you somehow decided to keep. This version is written from one parent to their child, with “I’m so happy I found you in the trash that day” on the front.
Looking for a card from both parents? A two-parent version of this design is also available in the shop.
Front:
“I’m so happy I found you in the trash that day”
Inside:
“Happy Birthday”
Details:
- 5" × 7" folded greeting card
- Printed on 100 lb white linen cardstock
- Includes a recycled brown kraft envelope
- Plenty of blank space inside for your own message
- Designed and printed with love by Rowdie
- Ships within 1–3 business days
All orders are processed within 1–3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive a notification when your order has shipped.
In case of high order volume or supply chain delays, processing times may be extended. We will notify you via email if your order is affected.
Domestic Shipping
Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.
International Shipping
We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.