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  • A white greeting card with the text 'Another birthday.' and a cute illustration of a green cactus in a pot holding a red balloon, placed on top of a brown kraft envelope against a light gray background.
    A white greeting card with the text 'Another birthday.' and a cute illustration of a green cactus in a pot holding a red balloon, placed on top of a brown kraft envelope against a light gray background.
  • A novelty birthday card shown open on a white background with a brown envelope behind it. The left panel features a cartoon cactus in a pot with a red balloon and a turtle, with the text 'Another year of being a prick.
    A novelty birthday card shown open on a white background with a brown envelope behind it. The left panel features a cartoon cactus in a pot with a red balloon and a turtle, with the text 'Another year of being a prick.
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"Prickily" Birthday Card

"Prickily" Birthday Card

$5.99 USD
$5.99 USD
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Description

Another birthday. Another year of being a prick.

For the friend, sibling, partner, or lovable asshole who deserves a birthday card as charming as they are. Featuring one innocent little turtle, one deeply unbothered cactus, and a birthday balloon that never stood a chance.

Sweet? No. Sentimental? Absolutely not. Accurate? Probably.

Front:
“Another birthday.”

Inside:
“Another year of being a prick.”

“Happy Birthday, Asshole”

Details:

  • 5" × 7" folded greeting card
  • Printed on 100 lb white linen cardstock
  • Includes a recycled brown kraft envelope
  • Plenty of blank space inside for your own message
  • Designed and printed with love by Rowdie
  • Ships within 1–3 business days
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In case of high order volume or supply chain delays, processing times may be extended. We will notify you via email if your order is affected.

Domestic Shipping

Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.

International Shipping

We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.