You're the pepperoni to my chaos.
Whether it's stolen pizza or just your heart on the beach, this card is for the one who’s worth fighting a seagull for. Perfect for your pizza-obsessed partner, your beach-date bestie, or anyone who makes life extra cheesy—in the best way.
Details:
• 5x7 card printed on luxe 100lb white linen cardstock
• Comes with an 80lb recycled brown kraft envelope (gum seal)
• Ships in a protective plastic sleeve within 1–3 business days
• Total package weight: approx. 0.7 oz
All orders are processed within 1–3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive a notification when your order has shipped.
In case of high order volume or supply chain delays, processing times may be extended. We will notify you via email if your order is affected.
Domestic Shipping
Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.
International Shipping
We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.