What happens to the Easter eggs that are never found?
Some meet unfortunate ends. Others go on to live full, unexpected lives.
For the over-thinkers, the dark humor enjoyers, and anyone who’s ever wondered what happens after the egg hunt ends—this Easter card explores all the possibilities.
Front:
Illustration showing the possible fates of lost Easter eggs:
- Crushed by a lawnmower (“death by lawnmower”)
- Adopted by ducks
- Growing into an Easter egg tree
- Traveling the world by boat
With the text:
“What happens to the Easter eggs that are never found?”
Inside:
“Happy Easter”
Perfect for:
Dark humor lovers, existential thinkers, chaotic friends, unhinged Easter gifts, people who ask weird questions and don’t want normal answers
Details:
- 5x7" folded greeting card
- Printed on 100lb white linen cardstock
- Includes 80lb recycled brown kraft envelope (gum seal)
- Ships in a protective sleeve within 1–3 business days
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Domestic Shipping
Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.
International Shipping
We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.