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  • A square greeting card with a humorous lobster illustration and speech bubbles, shown with a brown kraft envelope on a clean white background. Final product contains 3D party hats on each lobster on the front of the card (not shown in picture).
    A square greeting card with a humorous lobster illustration and speech bubbles, shown with a brown kraft envelope on a clean white background. Final product contains 3D party hats on each lobster on the front of the card (not shown in picture).
  • A humorous lobster birthday card shown open with a kraft envelope behind it on a white background. The left panel features a cartoon lobster and a fly with speech bubbles, and the right panel reads, 'Thank God we're not lobsters.
    A humorous lobster birthday card shown open with a kraft envelope behind it on a white background. The left panel features a cartoon lobster and a fly with speech bubbles, and the right panel reads, 'Thank God we're not lobsters.
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"Lobster Lovers" Birthday Card

"Lobster Lovers" Birthday Card

$5.99 USD
$5.99 USD
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Description

True love is growing old together, celebrating another trip around the sun, and being extremely grateful neither of you is a lobster.

This weirdly romantic birthday card features two lobster lovers sharing a candlelit fish dinner before delivering a very important reminder inside: things could always be worse.

And because regular lobster party hats simply weren't enough, the lobsters on the front of the physical card wear handmade 3D party hats for a little extra birthday flair. Please note: the 3D hats are not shown in the mockup photos.

Front:
“Happy birthday, honey! I love you!”
“Thank you, sweetie! Here’s to another year!”

Inside:
“Thank God we’re not lobsters… Happy Birthday!”

Details:

  • 5" × 7" folded greeting card
  • Features 3D party hat embellishments on the front
  • Printed on 100 lb white linen cardstock
  • Includes a recycled brown kraft envelope
  • Plenty of blank space inside for your own message
  • Designed and printed with love by Rowdie
  • Ships within 1–3 business days

Please note: The 3D party hats included on the finished card are not pictured in the mockup.

Shipping

All orders are processed within 1–3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive a notification when your order has shipped.

In case of high order volume or supply chain delays, processing times may be extended. We will notify you via email if your order is affected.

Domestic Shipping

Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.

International Shipping

We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.