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  • A white greeting card with a brown cartoon cat licking its paw and the text '*intimate noises*' and '*intimate noises*' lies on top of a brown kraft envelope against a clean white background.
    A white greeting card with a brown cartoon cat licking its paw and the text '*intimate noises*' and '*intimate noises*' lies on top of a brown kraft envelope against a clean white background.
  • A split-panel birthday card with a brown cartoon cat on the left and the text 'Do you mind?' on the right, shown open with a kraft envelope behind it on a white background.
    A split-panel birthday card with a brown cartoon cat on the left and the text 'Do you mind?' on the right, shown open with a kraft envelope behind it on a white background.
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"Kitty Booty" Birthday Card

"Kitty Booty" Birthday Card

$5.99 USD
$5.99 USD
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Description

Cats have no boundaries. No shame. And absolutely no respect for personal space.

Celebrate someone’s birthday with the intimate grooming session nobody asked to witness. This ridiculous cat birthday card is perfect for cat lovers who know the experience of minding their own business only to look over and discover their cat doing… whatever this is.

Front:
“intimate noises”

Featuring one extremely committed kitty bath.

Inside:
“Do you mind?”

“I hope your birthday is purr-fect 🐾”

Details:

  • 5" × 7" folded greeting card
  • Printed on 100 lb white linen cardstock
  • Includes a recycled brown kraft envelope
  • Plenty of blank space inside for your own message
  • Designed and printed with love by Rowdie
  • Ships within 1–3 business days
Shipping

All orders are processed within 1–3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive a notification when your order has shipped.

In case of high order volume or supply chain delays, processing times may be extended. We will notify you via email if your order is affected.

Domestic Shipping

Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.

International Shipping

We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.