This card may not come with tiny arm grabbers… but it does show-case a dinosaur in ducky boots.
A birthday card that says “I care” and “I have excellent taste in absurd reptile footwear.” Bonus points if the recipient laughs before they open it.
Printed on 100lb white linen cardstock (5x7) and paired with a gum-seal, 80lb brown recycled paper envelope. Ships in 1–3 days after order processing. Total package weight: 0.7 oz (card, envelope, and protective sleeve).
All orders are processed within 1–3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive a notification when your order has shipped.
In case of high order volume or supply chain delays, processing times may be extended. We will notify you via email if your order is affected.
Domestic Shipping
Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.
International Shipping
We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.