Birthdays hit a little different when your entire life expectancy is measured in days.
This delightfully morbid birthday card follows one very optimistic little fly as he celebrates turning 24 hours old… and immediately faces the consequences. Perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, weird animals, and being reminded of their own mortality on their special day.
Front:
“I can’t believe I’m already 24 hours old! Happy birthday to me!”
Inside:
“Cheers to another year! Happy Birthday”
Featuring one significantly less alive birthday fly.
Details:
- 5" × 7" folded greeting card
- Printed on 100 lb white linen cardstock
- Includes a recycled brown kraft envelope
- Plenty of blank space inside for your own message
- Designed and printed with love by Rowdie
- Ships within 1–3 business days
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Domestic Shipping
Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.
International Shipping
We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.