The Easter Bunny never said his eggs were responsibly sourced...
This Easter card is for the people in your life who deserve more than a pastel card—this one’s for the chaotic good, the slightly unhinged, and anyone who appreciates a well-executed Easter heist.
Front:
Illustration of the Easter Bunny robbing a chicken bank for eggs (featuring terrified chickens and a carrot weapon)
Inside:
“Happy Easter”
Perfect for:
Dark humor lovers, chaotic friends, unhinged Easter gifts, people who prefer crimes over candy
Details:
- 5x7" folded greeting card
- Printed on 100lb white linen cardstock
- Includes 80lb recycled brown kraft envelope (gum seal)
- Ships in a protective sleeve within 1–3 business days
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In case of high order volume or supply chain delays, processing times may be extended. We will notify you via email if your order is affected.
Domestic Shipping
Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.
International Shipping
We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.