What if we had chosen a different animal to represent Easter?
A question worth asking. A question we maybe shouldn’t have answered.
For the curious minds, the dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a perfectly executed spiral—this Easter card explores some… less ideal holiday mascots.
Front:
Illustration of three animals attempting Easter duties:
- A chicken sitting on Easter eggs
- An elephant accidentally smashing Easter eggs
- A snake eating Easter eggs
- With the text:
“What if we had chosen a different animal to represent Easter?”
Inside (left):
Illustration of an alligator making a very strong case against alternative mascots with the text: “maybe we’ll just stick with the bunny…”
Inside (right):
“Happy Easter”
Perfect for:
Dark humor lovers, chaotic friends, people who ask unnecessary questions, unhinged Easter gifts, anyone who appreciates a strong visual punchline
Details:
- 5x7" folded greeting card
- Printed on 100lb white linen cardstock
- Includes 80lb recycled brown kraft envelope (gum seal)
- Ships in a protective sleeve within 1–3 business days
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Domestic Shipping
Item ships within 1–3 business days via USPS First Class Mail. Typical U.S. delivery time is 3–7 business days. Tracking included.
International Shipping
We don't off international shipping yet! Right now we’re U.S.-only while we get our ducks (and stamps) in a row. But stay tuned—we plan to go global-ish soon.