{"product_id":"prickily-birthday-card","title":"\"Prickily\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnother birthday. Another year of being a prick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the friend, sibling, partner, or lovable asshole who deserves a birthday card as charming as they are. Featuring one innocent little turtle, one deeply unbothered cactus, and a birthday balloon that never stood a chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet? No. Sentimental? Absolutely not. Accurate? Probably.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFront:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Another birthday.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Another year of being a prick.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Happy Birthday, Asshole”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" × 7\" folded greeting card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on 100 lb white linen cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes a recycled brown kraft envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlenty of blank space inside for your own message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned and printed with love by Rowdie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShips within 1–3 business days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Rowdie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52683004444804,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0618\/5074\/7012\/files\/Prickilymockupfront.png?v=1787353004","url":"https:\/\/rowdie.shop\/products\/prickily-birthday-card","provider":"Rowdie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}