{"product_id":"lost-eggs-funny-easter-card-lost-easter-eggs","title":"\"Lost Eggs\" Funny Easter Card - Lost Easter Eggs","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"367\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"292\"\u003eWhat happens to the Easter eggs that are never found?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"295\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"367\"\u003eSome meet unfortunate ends. Others go on to live full, unexpected lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"525\"\u003eFor the over-thinkers, the dark humor enjoyers, and anyone who’s ever wondered what happens after the egg hunt ends—this Easter card explores all the possibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"602\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"537\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"540\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"602\"\u003eIllustration showing the possible fates of lost Easter eggs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"814\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4no2p7\" data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"652\"\u003eCrushed by a lawnmower (“death by lawnmower”)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zl3ouu\" data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"673\"\u003eAdopted by ducks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"w8z7j5\" data-start=\"674\" data-end=\"709\"\u003eGrowing into an Easter egg tree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fc38aa\" data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"814\"\u003eTraveling the world by boat\u003cbr data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"742\"\u003eWith the text:\u003cbr data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"759\"\u003e“What happens to the Easter eggs that are never found?”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"816\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"816\" data-end=\"827\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"830\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"816\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e“Happy Easter”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"862\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eDark humor lovers, existential thinkers, chaotic friends, unhinged Easter gifts, people who ask weird questions and don’t want normal answers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1vohn19\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yz99b9\" data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003e5x7\" folded greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1aq079x\" data-start=\"1061\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003ePrinted on 100lb white linen cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gc2o85\" data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eIncludes 80lb recycled brown kraft envelope (gum seal)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"odu7pb\" data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003eShips in a protective sleeve within 1–3 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Rowdie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51681513635972,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0618\/5074\/7012\/files\/losteggslistingfront.jpg?v=1774239405","url":"https:\/\/rowdie.shop\/products\/lost-eggs-funny-easter-card-lost-easter-eggs","provider":"Rowdie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}