{"product_id":"fly-lifespan-birthday-card","title":"\"Fly Lifespan\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBirthdays hit a little different when your entire life expectancy is measured in days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis delightfully morbid birthday card follows one very optimistic little fly as he celebrates turning 24 hours old… and immediately faces the consequences. Perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, weird animals, and being reminded of their own mortality on their special day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFront:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I can’t believe I’m already 24 hours old! Happy birthday to me!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Cheers to another year! Happy Birthday”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing one significantly less alive birthday fly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" × 7\" folded greeting card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on 100 lb white linen cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes a recycled brown kraft envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlenty of blank space inside for your own message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned and printed with love by Rowdie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShips within 1–3 business days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Rowdie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52683000610948,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0618\/5074\/7012\/files\/FlyLifespanmockupfront.png?v=1787351779","url":"https:\/\/rowdie.shop\/products\/fly-lifespan-birthday-card","provider":"Rowdie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}