{"product_id":"easter-animals-funny-easter-card-alternative-easter-bunnies","title":"\"Easter Animals\" Funny Easter Card - Alternative Easter Bunnies","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"362\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"290\"\u003eWhat if we had chosen a different animal to represent Easter?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"362\"\u003eA question worth asking. A question we maybe shouldn’t have answered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"364\" data-end=\"522\"\u003eFor the curious minds, the dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a perfectly executed spiral—this Easter card explores some… less ideal holiday mascots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"594\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"534\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"537\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eIllustration of three animals attempting Easter duties:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"793\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1xbuzgx\" data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"631\"\u003eA chicken sitting on Easter eggs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ivy1et\" data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eAn elephant accidentally smashing Easter eggs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1qozuos\" data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"793\"\u003eA snake eating Easter eggs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1qozuos\" data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"793\"\u003eWith the text:\u003cbr data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"730\"\u003e“What if we had chosen a different animal to represent Easter?”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"795\" data-end=\"956\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"795\" data-end=\"813\"\u003eInside (left):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"816\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"795\" data-end=\"956\"\u003eIllustration of an alligator making a very strong case against alternative mascots with the text: “maybe we’ll just stick with the bunny…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"994\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"977\"\u003eInside (right):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"980\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"994\"\u003e“Happy Easter”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003eDark humor lovers, chaotic friends, people who ask unnecessary questions, unhinged Easter gifts, anyone who appreciates a strong visual punchline\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1vohn19\" data-start=\"1167\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1170\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yz99b9\" data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1214\"\u003e5x7\" folded greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1aq079x\" data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003ePrinted on 100lb white linen cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gc2o85\" data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003eIncludes 80lb recycled brown kraft envelope (gum seal)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"odu7pb\" data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003eShips in a protective sleeve within 1–3 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Rowdie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51681504395396,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0618\/5074\/7012\/files\/easteranimalslistingfront.jpg?v=1774238989","url":"https:\/\/rowdie.shop\/products\/easter-animals-funny-easter-card-alternative-easter-bunnies","provider":"Rowdie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}